Tradition note. The Devī Māhātmya is recited whole during Navarātri and is unusually stable — the assembling, the arming and the laugh are in every recension, in that order.
Before you begin. A battle over nine nights, ending in a death. Told the way the Devī Māhātmya tells it — grand rather than gory. Nobody is tortured and nothing lingers. The nine nights of Navarātri are these nine nights, which is usually the thing children most want explained.
Ages 8+2 min aloudmade out of what everyone had leftnobody wins that alone
Mahiṣāsura asked cleverly. Not to live forever — he knew that never works — but that no man and no god should be able to kill him. It was granted, because nobody in the room thought about it for quite long enough.
So he took heaven, the way you take a house. The gods went and stood outside.
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They ended up in front of Viṣṇu and Śiva, telling the story and getting angrier as they told it. And the anger came out of them as light.
Not a metaphor. Light came out of every god standing there, and it did not disperse — it gathered, and went on gathering, until there was a mountain of it burning in the middle of the floor.
And a woman walked out of it.
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Then they armed her, and each of them gave up something they had been keeping. Śiva his trident. Viṣṇu his discus. Indra the thunderbolt he was so proud of. The mountain gave her a lion to ride.
She stood there holding all of it, looked at them, and laughed. The text says the world shook.
It took nine nights. On the tenth morning heaven was empty again, and the gods went back up and found their things where they had left them.
He had asked that no man and no god could kill him. He had been so careful. He had simply never thought of her.
Now turn to your child
Every one of them gave up something they had been keeping. What would you have handed over?
And if they shrug, you can leave it at this: Some things can only be done by everyone at once.
Mahiṣāsuramuh-hi-SHAA-soo-ruhThe buffalo who could not be killed by any man or god — which is precisely the loophole the story walks through.
ViṣṇuVISH-nooThe one who keeps things going. Kṛṣṇa and Rāma are both him, walking about in a body.
ŚivaSHIH-vuhIn these stories, usually the one who turns up in person and does something nobody expected.
IndraIN-druhKing of the gods; he sends the rain, and expects to be thanked for it.
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